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me: ur sitting in my seat
kid: i don't see ur name on it
me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up

windexwaker:

captain-jack-hardness:

i hate black girls

the sentence above is racist, but if you replace black girls with white girls you get a funny 1000+ note text post instead

fuck, its finally time someone pointed this out

drarna:

wanna feel old? the entire cast of icarly is deceased.

andrewhussiesbosom:

amporacronus:

andrewhussiesbosom:

WAIT OKAY IS IT “EEEiTHER” OR “IIIIIIeITHER”

could be either one

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theartofknightjj:

beeftony:

correspondingpieces:

agenttobias:

cassassafrass:

no one twerks like gaston

makes it work like gaston

no one drops down dat booty and jerks like gaston

He be up in the club with that ass gyrating,

My, he so fly, dat Gaston

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I am SO sorry..

Anonymous said:
post a picture of you? :)

Why, someone wants a picture of lil ol’ me? Mercy, I’m humbled! (◡‿◡✿)

Well it’s not a great one, but here!

wouldyoustop:

wouldyoustop:

i hate matt smiths hair in his face he looks like hes twelve

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m456g785445-kkkk-j4h58f7f8g9gl88:

yesterday someone at college asked me if i was on tumblr and i said yeas and he said what’s the url and i giggled 

theavaricious:

(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯(╯◕ヮ◕)╯*:・゚✧ NO ONE CARES ✧゚・:*╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)╰(◕ヮ◕╰)



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