vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

deodorant might taste really fucking good who knows

you selfish pricks just want it all to yourselves dont you well im not falling for it

I hate when I have a dream and by the end of the dream I wake up liking a guy in the dream BUT HE’S NOT REAL AND WOULDN’T WANT TO DATE ME ANYWAY

sodamnrelatable:

me after exercising for .0001 seconds 

groundchele:

one day I’m going to ask a celebrity for a pic and they’re going to be like sure and them I’ll hand them a camera and pose with a stranger

cryok:

exploud:

oh boy is that a high five button

oh

lolhellno:

my-rain-day:

lolhellno:

sex is so weird its literally just putting your penis inside someone else’s penis like. what the fuck

i dont think thats how it works

yes it is. ive had so much sex. a lot. like 100 sex

disneysairbud:

2chinz