elmo666:

THIS IS NAMED MOURNING WOMAN ON ISTOCKPHOTO??

THATS NOT THE FACE OF A MOURNING WOMAN THATS THE FACE OF AN EVIL BUSINESS WOMAN WHO JUST KILLED THE COMPETITION 

lohanthony:

homework on the weekends is legal but gay marriage isn’t what is wrong with society

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

esexist:

today i watched the kid i was baby sitting play with his feet for 15 minutes and i laughed at how easily entertained they were then i realized i had been watching a baby play with its feet for 15 minutes

africkins:

my little cousin started stroking my cheek and i thought it was so sweet until he came up real close to my ear and whispered “i’m putting crumbs on you so ants will eat you in your sleep”

nobody-knows-nothing:

okay i need to talk about an issue

so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd

and how it had this:

and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell

and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them 

and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner

…

we need to talk about this.

pyrexvisean:

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets