adrians:

The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.

machinationsofanenigma:

cutedeadbabe:

the boy reblogged even your shittiest text posts and you unfollow him

heycassbutts:

davidisbeyonce:

agoraphobia-bercheni:

anunacceptedpylades:

davidisbeyonce:

Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza

this is literally me

uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio

well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell

napoleonbonerhard:

so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything