The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
the boy reblogged even your shittiest text posts and you unfollow him
Did somebody say *camera zooms in on my face* Pizza
this is literally me
uhm i think thats leonardo dicaprio
well neither of us have won an oscar so it’s hard to tell
so you like bad girls huh well then you’ll love me because i’m bad at everything