People should listen to Harry more often. Harry: Someone's going to steal the Sorcerer's Stone.
Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.

myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

zackberecklessandtalk:

I’m watching you like this

and this

and maybe even like this

egberts:

pizza:

egberts:

im summoning pizza

i am here

it worked

milakuntits:

wvnderbar:

that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable

#that’s what they get for going out in public without a suit of armor

lumos5000:

caffeine-fiend:

mattypwhatwhat:

I don’t under stand racism

because people are like eggs

some have light shells and some have dark shells

but there’s no point differentiating them

because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan

Wait until the vegans find this.

there are two kinds of people

pizzaforpresident:

justbrokenlikeapromise:

pizzaforpresident:

There’s nothing wrong with being pro-life or being pro-choice, conservative or liberal, religious or atheist, BUT there is something wrong when you try to force your beliefs (or lack thereof) on other people.

don’t mean to start a fight…but babe? aren’t you forcing the belief that i shouldn’t force my beliefs on others on me?