Teachers: LOL, kids these days!
Harry: There's a voice saying it's wants to kill...
Hermione: Hearing voices isn't normal.
Harry: Sirius Black is innocent.
Ministry of Magic: LOL, NO.
Harry: I didn't put my name in the Goblet of Fire.
Everyone: Yes you did.
Harry: Voldemort's returned.
Ministry of Magic: You just want attention.
Harry: Draco Malfoy is a Death Eater.
Everyone: Cool story, bro.
Harry: The Deathly Hallows are real.
Hermoine: that's stupid.
my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
don’t encourage him
I’m watching you like this
and maybe even like this
that murder victim was totally asking for it, walking around with their vital organs all vulnerable
I don’t under stand racism
because people are like eggs
some have light shells and some have dark shells
but there’s no point differentiating them
because they all taste the same once you crack them open and empty their guts on the frying pan
Wait until the vegans find this.
there are two kinds of people
There’s nothing wrong with being pro-life or being pro-choice, conservative or liberal, religious or atheist, BUT there is something wrong when you try to force your beliefs (or lack thereof) on other people.
don’t mean to start a fight…but babe? aren’t you forcing the belief that i shouldn’t force my beliefs on others on me?