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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i wonder what a song would taste like if you could eat it
What did I just read
i wonder what a song would taste like if you could eat
you guys all think that canada is so innocent but in grade one i had a geography teacher with three fingers and he gave me a C because i pronounced Kenya differently than him and when my mom reported it to the office we found out that he wasn’t even supposed to be teaching at my school he was literally some stranger who wandered in
THIS ONE TIME I PISSED MYSELF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GROCERY STORE AND STARTED CRYING
THAT HAPPENED TO ME TOO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
WAIT THIS WAS MY POST
The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that big lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, wherever.
